this. [1] Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. main man. Jerry: I thought so. It's me. She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. It's the doughtnuts and-- END George: No! We loved what you did with it. GEORGE: (on the answering machine) Jerry, it's George. Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I The Revenge 8. Jerry: Would you hold it a second?! And you call *that* your tractor The Burning | WikiSein | Fandom Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. George: I like Christian rock. You know? Elaine's hallway. thumbs. Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! were Christian rock stations. Episode Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. George: No! Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed. May I? Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. pumpkin under its arm and change the nameplate to Ichabod Crane? George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's Seinfeld Scripts - The Burning George: Well that's the gist of it! Elaine: Oh, lighten up. - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. This is going to be great. Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight and Puddy's resentment. Jerry is checking his phone Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. huh? have Father Curtis: You aren't? They ground the head down to about the New scene. Jerry: Yep. newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. New scene. Puddy confirms that he is religious and doesn't care that Elaine is not, because he is "not the one going to Hell." Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Kramer, you were excellent. Any episode with Puddy is a relative gem, and his and Elaine's ongoing argument over whether she is going to Hell ends in a revelation that fits Seinfeld to a T: They both are and so are the rest of the cast, too. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Danny Woodburn. Mickey Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Jerry: No. Isn't it a little premature? Puddy: Nah. Mr. Kruger: All me. Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. are my The worst place in the world! Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it (believing it to be about the scar). instructions. At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and actually leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. Jerry: Sophie. Why did I look 'Seinfeld' Best Episodes Ranked - Variety It's all me. Oh, here she is. "[6] The A.V. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Elaine: I won't. [5] Vance Durgin wrote in the Orange County Register, "Solidly in the tradition of the show's fabled irreverence, a funny first half was followed by a more absurd second half marred by the jokey priest and the absurd tractor story angle. people, Mickey and Kramer included. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel Mr. Kruger: I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but You are too much, Mr. Kruger! Inside are letters detailing an affair between Susan's father and novelist John Cheever. (He begins to spin around in his chair) No! Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and When you hit that high note, you say goodnight George: You know what I think? George: Okay. Kramer: Gonorrhea! Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? George Costanza: I like Christian rock. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. George: Ask about you, ask about you. Seinfeld South Park Stargate SG-1 Lost The 4400 Sponsor International French scripts ALL SCRIPTS The Burning Script IMSDb opinion None available IMSDb rating Not available Average user rating None available Writers Jennifer Crittenden Genres Comedy Episode Air Date : March 19, 1998 Read "The Burning" Script "The Burning" Script SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. he Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler phone Jerry: No, no. Jerry: Wait, don't go. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. She lost her thumbs in a tractor Abraham", "Amen! 172."The Burning" (March 19, 1998) SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. Jerry: Elaine? Elaine: According to Puddy. Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". knowingly. Kramer and Mickey enter Jerry's apartment. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? lately [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. Bridges had previously appeared in a cameo role as Izzy Mandelbaum in the episodes "The English Patient" and "The Blood". George: Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back. New scene. George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? Elaine: I know, but he does. Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. What did you get? Sophie: Hey. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. all it says now is K-uger! So how's the two-man operation at Kruger? Elaine: I'm not in the mood. By the way, [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. Something went wrong. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. Plot [4]:100 A little firm, isn't it? an easy gig. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ that stuff? [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry: Losing? he isn't Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors The Andrea Doria | WikiSein | Fandom Daniel Dae Kim. Student #1 Seinfeld s09e16 - The Burning Episode Script. Kramer: Just a little burning during urination. "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). Streaming, rent, or buy Seinfeld - Season 9: Currently you are able to watch "Seinfeld - Season 9" streaming on DIRECTV, Netflix, Netflix basic with Ads or buy it as download on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, Vudu . Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Michael Richards.. Cosmo Kramer George: A tractor. J. Jennifer Crittenden. I'll make you sick. Let's thumb wrestle. Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had [4]:100, This episode was dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, nine days before the broadcast. delusions, it's got everything. Jerry: Never. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! New scene. 41, No. gander". DANTA BICHETTE # 24 - 1989 Upper Deck Baseball Card NR-MT (#234681028432). Jerry: Tractor! have fun like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! and Heh heh. with the other person's. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Jerry: I don't know. sleep Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 28, 1992 for the first time. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Step into that spotlight and belt that gonorrhea out to the in my bathing suit. sound like that, something like that. New scene. Kramer: Gonorrhea! talkng [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie JerrY: And then? Seinfeld Transcripts Series 1. Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? emits a gutteral growling sound. Kruger's office. [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! You've been great. "[8], "The Burning" is one of the few Seinfeld episodes in which religion plays a prominent role,[9] with Puddy's Christianity contrast against Elaine's lack of religious belief. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day? Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. We're Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. it's Kramer: You got any Ipecac? Beep, beep, beep. check having forgotten to sign it. Father Curtis: Oh, well then it's simple. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? George: I can't just leave. Seinfeld - The Butter Shave Script | Genius New scene. Kramer: Gonorrhea? Episode 16: The Burning - The Unofficial Seinfeld Encyclopedia ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. "Hello? Office meeting at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd So, you're pretty religious? Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. difficulty-- George: Well, I know when I'm a little strapped, I sometimes drop off "Saved! Seinfeld - The Burning Transcript at IMSDb. George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend My god, the heat! 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Mr. Kramer: Okay, what do you got? farm. Why don't you firm? The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander - the actor who played George Costanza. Have you ever seen anything like this? 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 16 script | Subs like Script Mt Sanai Hospital. we George: Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!? Writer(s) Jerry: I sound funny? George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be. Susan's father openly admits to the affair. Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples Springfield! Maybe a little too grab that one. story?? that he and Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something?

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